i have a bridge to sell you - This guy was so good at lying he sold the same bridge to the

This guy was so good at lying he sold the same bridge to the same person 30 times a day.

I have a bridge to sell you. This guy was so good he sold it to his own dog.

I have a bridge to sell you. He sold it to the same guy every day for 30 years.

I have a bridge to sell you. He sold it so much he got a bridge named after him.