i have a bridge to sell you

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You’re so clueless you’d believe I sold you a bridge to the moon.

I have a bridge to sell you. And it’s made of lies.

I have a bridge to sell you. You’re the kind of person who thinks a goat is a car.

I have a bridge to sell you. You’re dumb enough to buy it.

You’re a moron who thinks I’m not full of crap.

I have a bridge to sell you. You’re the kind of person who thinks a pyramid scheme is a get-rich-quick plan.

I have a bridge to sell you. You’re so stupid you’d believe a man who sells bridges to pigs.

I have a bridge to sell you. You’re the kind of person who thinks a sandwich is a meal.

This guy was so good at lying he sold the same bridge to the same person 30 times a day.

I have a bridge to sell you. This guy was so good he sold it to his own dog.

I have a bridge to sell you. He sold it to the same guy every day for 30 years.

I have a bridge to sell you. He sold it so much he got a bridge named after him.