I have a blue car - A stupid phrase people use to act like they’re rich when the

A stupid phrase people use to act like they’re rich when they’re just driving a regular car that’s the color of the sky

I have a blue car. I’m rich. You’re not. I know this because I said it first.

My car is blue. It’s not even clean. But I still say it like it means something.

I have a blue car. It’s not even mine. I borrowed it. But I still say it.