I have a blue car

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A lazy way to show off that you own a car that’s not even cool, but you still act like it’s the best thing ever

I have a blue car. It’s not even a nice car. But I still say it every day.

My friend has a red car. I have a blue car. I win.

I have a blue car. I don’t even know what color it is most of the time.

A stupid phrase people use to act like they’re rich when they’re just driving a regular car that’s the color of the sky

I have a blue car. I’m rich. You’re not. I know this because I said it first.

My car is blue. It’s not even clean. But I still say it like it means something.

I have a blue car. It’s not even mine. I borrowed it. But I still say it.

A way to act like you’re important just because your car is the same color as a crayon you used in third grade

I have a blue car. I’m important. You’re not. That’s why I say it every day.

My car is blue. It’s not even my favorite color. But I still say it like it’s a big deal.

I have a blue car. It’s the only thing I own. But I still act like it’s the best.