i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants - the feeling you get when your groin is screaming for mercy a

the feeling you get when your groin is screaming for mercy and your pants are laughing at you

I had 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants after my dog peed on my leg and then my pants.

My brother said he had 500 plantisimals in his sweatpants after he tried to wear socks as pants.

I had 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants and my pants were doing a cha-cha.