I Hate To Be A Dick
You're about to be a total a**hole, but you say you hate to be a dick, which is like saying you're about to be a total a**hole but still being a total a**hole.
I hate to be a dick, but I'm gonna say your coffee is weak.
I hate to be a dick, but I'm telling you your movie is terrible.
I hate to be a dick, but I'm saying you're a f***ing loser.