I Hate To Be A Dick

When you're about to be a total ass, you say you hate to be a dick, which is like saying you're about to be a total ass but still being a total ass.

You're about to say something stupid, so you say you hate to be a dick, but you're still being a dick.

You're about to say something that makes you look like a jerk, so you say you hate to be a dick, which is just a fancy way of being a jerk.

You're about to be a total a**hole, but you say you hate to be a dick, which is like saying you're about to be a total a**hole but still being a total a**hole.

When you're about to make yourself look like a f***ing moron, you say you hate to be a dick, but you're still making yourself look like a f***ing moron.

You're about to say something that makes you look like a total f***ing dweeb, so you say you hate to be a dick, which is just a fancy way of saying you're about to say something that makes you look like a total f***ing dweeb.