I Guess Me Moment
when a guy takes over as the new dad because the real dad is too busy being a loser and the mom just wants someone who doesn't embarrass her in front of the kid
The kid asks, 'Why is this man here?' and the mom says, 'He's your new dad, honey.' The kid just stares.
The new dad shows up with a pizza and a lie that he's 'a good influence.' The kid just wants a burger.
The real dad texts, 'I'm not even here.' The new dad texts, 'I'm here, and I brought snacks.'