I Guess Me Moment

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when a guy takes over as the new dad because the real dad is too busy being a loser and the mom just wants someone who doesn't embarrass her in front of the kid

The kid asks, 'Why is this man here?' and the mom says, 'He's your new dad, honey.' The kid just stares.

The new dad shows up with a pizza and a lie that he's 'a good influence.' The kid just wants a burger.

The real dad texts, 'I'm not even here.' The new dad texts, 'I'm here, and I brought snacks.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

when a guy steps in as the new dad because the real dad is too busy being a mess and the mom is too tired to deal with him anymore

The new dad shows up at the school play and the kid says, 'Who are you?' He says, 'I'm your dad.' The kid says, 'No, you're not.'

The real dad is on a reality show. The new dad is on a reality show. The kid is just tired.

The mom says, 'He's your dad now.' The kid says, 'I don't want to be your dad now.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

when a guy becomes the new dad because the real dad is too busy being a drunk and the mom just wants someone who isn't a total mess

The new dad shows up with a coffee and a promise. The real dad shows up with a hangover and a lie.

The kid says, 'Why is this man here?' The mom says, 'Because your dad is too busy being a drunk.'

The new dad says, 'I'm here to help.' The real dad says, 'I'm here to ruin it.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago