I graciously pretend to agree. - I say yes but I'm really thinking about how much I'd like to

I say yes but I'm really thinking about how much I'd like to vanish right now.

'Yes, I'll go to the concert. I'll also go to the nearest hole in the ground.'

'Yes, I'll help you. I'll also help you forget me.'

'Yes, I'll take that advice. I'll also take that nap in the trash.'