I graciously pretend to agree.

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I say yes just to keep the peace but I really want to punch you in the face.

'Sure, I'll date you. Just don't ever talk to me again.'

'I'll go to the party. I'll just be the one hiding in the bathroom.'

'I'll help you move. I'll also help you move out of my life.'

I nod like I care but I'm really thinking about how much I hate you right now.

'Yeah, I guess I'll take that job. I'll also take that nap after you leave.'

'Sure, I'll eat that. I'll also eat my feelings later.'

'I'll wear that outfit. I'll also wear my disappointment.'

I say okay just so I don't have to argue but I really want to throw something at you.

'Okay, I'll do the laundry. I'll also do the screaming later.'

'Okay, I'll go to the store. I'll also go to the nearest bar.'

'Okay, I'll listen. I'll also leave.'

I say yes but I'm really thinking about how much I'd like to vanish right now.

'Yes, I'll go to the concert. I'll also go to the nearest hole in the ground.'

'Yes, I'll help you. I'll also help you forget me.'

'Yes, I'll take that advice. I'll also take that nap in the trash.'

I say I agree but I really wish I had a weapon and a reason to use it.

'I agree. I also agree that you're the worst person ever.'

'I agree. I also agree that I'd rather be dead.'

'I agree. I also agree that this conversation is over.'