I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT - What you yell when you're sprinting to the bathroom like you

What you yell when you're sprinting to the bathroom like your pants are about to explode and you're pretty sure you're gonna poop your socks off.

I gotta take a shit. I can feel it coming, and it’s not pretty.

I gotta take a shit. I just ate a whole pizza and it's gonna be a disaster.

I gotta take a shit. I'm not even gonna say hello to the dog.