I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

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A loud and smelly excuse to leave right then and there. It means you're not coming back for a while, and you're probably going to be extra smelly when you return.

I gotta take a shit. See you when I'm done and probably stinking up the whole house.

I gotta take a shit. Don't even think about touching my pizza.

I gotta take a shit. I might take the whole bathroom with me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

What you yell when you're sprinting to the bathroom like your pants are about to explode and you're pretty sure you're gonna poop your socks off.

I gotta take a shit. I can feel it coming, and it’s not pretty.

I gotta take a shit. I just ate a whole pizza and it's gonna be a disaster.

I gotta take a shit. I'm not even gonna say hello to the dog.

by Slangipedia 12d ago