I GOT YOU HOMIE
You say this to your friend like you’re their personal miracle. You’ll do anything to save them, even if it means being the one who gets trampled by a herd of cows.
You’re going to get trampled by cows? I got you homie, I’ll be the one who gets trampled with you.
You’re going to get stuck in the garbage can? I got you homie, I’ll be the one who eats the garbage.
You’re going to be the one who gets beaten up? I got you homie, I’ll be the one who beats them up for you.