I GOT YOU HOMIE

What you yell at your pal when you’re saying you’ll rip someone’s face off for them or you’ll make sure they don’t end up in jail. Like you’re their personal bodyguard and you’re not afraid to get messy.

A way to tell your friend you’ll be there for them even if you have to be a complete idiot to do it. Like you’re going to be their fool and their hero all at once.

What you say when you’re telling your friend you’ll do anything for them, even if it means getting thrown out of a building or getting stuck in a garbage can.

You say this to your friend like you’re their personal miracle. You’ll do anything to save them, even if it means being the one who gets trampled by a herd of cows.

You say this when you’re telling your friend you’ll be there for them even if it means you get locked in a closet for a week or you have to wear a silly hat for a month.

You say this to your friend when you’re telling them you’ll be there for them even if you have to be the one who gets thrown out of a window or gets stuck in a cage with a monkey.