I got stood up
When someone said they’d be there, then vanished like a fart in a thunderstorm. Especially on a date.
My date said he’d be there at 7, and I waited until 9. He was probably eating tacos with his ex.
I showed up with a burger, and she wasn’t there. I ate it. Then I cried.
He texted me ‘I’m gonna be late’ 10 times. Then he never showed up.