I got stood up

Current Trending

2 views · Added 11d ago · 3 definitions

When someone said they’d be there, then vanished like a fart in a thunderstorm. Especially on a date.

My date said he’d be there at 7, and I waited until 9. He was probably eating tacos with his ex.

I showed up with a burger, and she wasn’t there. I ate it. Then I cried.

He texted me ‘I’m gonna be late’ 10 times. Then he never showed up.

Someone promised to meet you, then went missing. Like you’re the last person on Earth and they’re doing TikTok.

I waited for my date at the mall. She didn’t show up. I bought a shirt and then cried.

He said he was coming. I brought pizza. He never showed. I ate pizza alone and it was sad.

She said she’d meet me at the park. I sat on a bench for an hour. Then I sat on a bench for another hour.

When someone promised to meet you, then left you hanging. Like you’re a kid who waited for Santa and got nothing.

He said he’d meet me at the café. I got there, he wasn’t there. I drank coffee and it tasted like regret.

I wore my favorite outfit to meet her. She didn’t show. I looked like a fool and felt like one.

He said he’d be there. I showed up. He showed up 2 hours later. I was angry and hungry.