I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.
A person who's basically dead but still trying to mess things up. He’s got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel because he's too stupid to know when to stop fighting.
My dad said that when he got arrested for stealing a pizza.
My brother said that before he got knocked out in a bar fight.
My friend said that as he fell off a cliff.