I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

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A guy who's about to die but still thinks he's got a shot. He's been in a lot of fights, got a lot of enemies, and now he's slipping on a banana peel while the grave is trying to swallow him whole.
My uncle said that before he got shot in the back at the grocery store.
My cousin texted me that right before he got run over by a truck.
My neighbor said it as he slipped on a banana peel and got hit by a bus.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who's basically dead but still trying to mess things up. He’s got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel because he's too stupid to know when to stop fighting.
My dad said that when he got arrested for stealing a pizza.
My brother said that before he got knocked out in a bar fight.
My friend said that as he fell off a cliff.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A man who's about to be dead but still thinks he's got one more trick up his sleeve. He's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, and he's not letting go.
My uncle said that before he got hit by a car.
My cousin said that right before he got shot.
My friend said that as he slipped and fell into a river.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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