The guy at the bus stop hit on me. Then the next person hit on me. Then the next one. I was surrounded by flirts.

I told the guy at the store I was taken. He said, 'That's okay. I'll just take you.' I said, 'You're not taking me. I'm taking my dog.'

I told my coworker I was getting Lauered. He said, 'That's cool. I'm getting Lauered by my boss.' I said, 'That's not cool. That's a nightmare.'