I Got Lauered - Getting hit on so much it feels like you're in a love triang

Getting hit on so much it feels like you're in a love triangle with your dog and your coffee.

My dog hit on me. My coffee hit on me. My boss hit on me. I don't know who to pick.

I told the guy at the gym I was dating my dog. He said, 'That's cute. I'm dating my pizza.'

I told my teacher I was getting Lauered. He said, 'I'm getting Lauered too. I'm also dating my calculator.'