i got a whale - When you’re so wasted you think your brain is a big fish and

When you’re so wasted you think your brain is a big fish and you’re the ocean.

I got a whale. My brain is doing the Macarena in my skull.

I got a whale. I just tried to talk to my dog and he looked at me like I was crazy.

I got a whale. I can’t tell if I’m sitting or floating.