i got a whale

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A stupid way to say you're high and your brain feels like a giant fish swimming in a toilet.

I got a whale, bro. My head is like a submarine in a sewer.

I got a whale. I can't even remember my own name right now.

I got a whale. I just ate a whole bag of chips and a half a pizza.

When you’re so wasted you think your brain is a big fish and you’re the ocean.

I got a whale. My brain is doing the Macarena in my skull.

I got a whale. I just tried to talk to my dog and he looked at me like I was crazy.

I got a whale. I can’t tell if I’m sitting or floating.

A dumb excuse to say you’re tripping and your thoughts are like a whale doing flips in a pool.

I got a whale. My thoughts are swimming laps in my head.

I got a whale. I just tried to text my mom and I wrote ‘I love dolphins’ instead of ‘I love you.’

I got a whale. I think my brain is on a rollercoaster and it’s not stopping.