i got a hat on
When you take way too many pills and your head feels like it’s got a hat on, but it’s actually your brain trying to escape your skull like a prisoner.
I got a hat on and now I’m arguing with my dog about the meaning of life. He’s not wrong.
After the triple c pills, I got a hat on and now I think my math teacher is a vampire. I’m still not wrong.
I took three c-pills and got a hat on. Now I think my phone is alive and it hates me.