i got a hat on

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

1
When you pop three c-pills and your brain feels like it’s wearing a hat made of garbage and regret. You’re tripping so hard you think you’re gonna throw up your socks.
I just took three c-pills and now I feel like my brain is wearing a hat made of garbage. What even is life?
My cousin said he got a hat on after taking triple c pills. I think he’s lying but I also think he’s dead.
I got a hat on and now I think my mom is a chicken. I’m not wrong.
2
When you take way too many pills and your head feels like it’s got a hat on, but it’s actually your brain trying to escape your skull like a prisoner.
I got a hat on and now I’m arguing with my dog about the meaning of life. He’s not wrong.
After the triple c pills, I got a hat on and now I think my math teacher is a vampire. I’m still not wrong.
I took three c-pills and got a hat on. Now I think my phone is alive and it hates me.
3
When you take triple c pills and your head feels like it’s got a hat on, but it’s really just your brain screaming at you and your ears.
I got a hat on and now I think my pizza is a portal to another dimension. I might be right.
I took three c-pills and got a hat on. Now I think my neighbor is a robot. He’s not wrong.
I got a hat on and now I’m fighting my shadow. I’m winning.
xs