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You swear so hard to God that you're probably going to get yelled at in heaven. You're basically making a deal with the sky.

'I god!' I yelled, like I was about to die.

He said 'I god!' like he was going to get in trouble with God.

She said 'I god!' and I thought she was going to get excommunicated.