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A loud, stupid way to say 'By God' that sounds like a confused toddler trying to be dramatic. Used when you think you're better than everyone else, even if you're just being a dumbass.
'I god!' I shouted, like I just discovered fire.
He said 'I god!' like he was the first person to ever breathe.
She said 'I god!' because she spilled coffee on her shirt.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You're so good at being bad at spelling that you're practically a spelling god. You say it when you misspell everything and still think you're awesome.
'I speel god!' he said, even though he spelled 'god' as 'g0d'.
'I speel god!' she told me, even though she spelled 'god' as 'g0d'.
'I speel god!' he said, even though he spelled 'god' as 'g0d'.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You're so annoying that you're basically a human pest. It's like you're trying to make everyone else lose their mind.
'I god!' he said, like he was the worst person ever.
She said 'I god!' and I almost cried.
He said 'I god!' and I wanted to throw a chair.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You swear so hard to God that you're probably going to get yelled at in heaven. You're basically making a deal with the sky.
'I god!' I yelled, like I was about to die.
He said 'I god!' like he was going to get in trouble with God.
She said 'I god!' and I thought she was going to get excommunicated.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You're about to say a bad word, but your parents walk in like they're interrupting a murder. It's the worst kind of embarrassment.
'I god!' he said, then his mom walked in.
She said 'I god!' and her dad walked in.
He said 'I god!' and his brother walked in.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You type 'I god' after doing something stupid online, like you're trying to hide from the FBI or your mom. It's basically a last-ditch effort to save your life.
'I god!' he typed after looking up 'how to turn into a robot'.
'I god!' she typed after looking up 'how to summon demons'.
'I god!' he typed after looking up 'how to escape the matrix'.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You're so surprised by someone that you think they're the best person ever. Like they just did something so cool it deserves a standing ovation.
'I god!' he said when he saw the Clannad guy.
'I god!' she said when she saw the Clannad guy.
'I god!' he said when he saw the Clannad guy.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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