i go dumb in my backpack - you become a complete idiot when you wear that backpack. it’

you become a complete idiot when you wear that backpack. it’s like the backpack is brainwashing you. you’re too dumb to notice your stupid outfit.

my backpack turned me into a brain-dead spongebob fan

i go dumb in my backpack and forget how to do math

i wore my superhero backpack and now i think i can fly