i go dumb in my backpack

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you get stupid in your backpack. it’s like your brain short-circuits when you put on that ugly backpack with cartoon characters on it. no one cares about your stupid spongebob backpack.

my backpack has a dragon on it and i feel like a total idiot

i go dumb every time i wear my care bear backpack

the moment i put on my superhero backpack, i forget how to talk

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you turn into a brain-dead zombie when you wear your backpack. it’s like the backpack has a spell on you. you don’t even notice your ugly shoes anymore.

my backpack makes me forget my name

i wore my spongebob backpack and now i can’t even spell my own name

i saw my friend go dumb in her care bear backpack and it was hilarious

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you become a complete idiot when you wear that backpack. it’s like the backpack is brainwashing you. you’re too dumb to notice your stupid outfit.

my backpack turned me into a brain-dead spongebob fan

i go dumb in my backpack and forget how to do math

i wore my superhero backpack and now i think i can fly

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you become a total moron when you wear your backpack. it’s like the backpack is making you dumb on purpose. you don’t even know what you’re wearing half the time.

my backpack made me forget my lunch

i go dumb in my backpack and start talking to my spongebob

i wore my care bear backpack and now i think i’m a princess

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you get dumber than a sack of bricks when you wear your backpack. it’s like the backpack is the dumbest thing ever. you can’t even think straight.

my backpack made me forget my name and my homework

i go dumb in my backpack and start singing the spongebob theme song

my care bear backpack made me think i was in a cartoon

by Slangipedia 2d ago

you turn into a brainless idiot when you put on your backpack. it’s like you’re being hypnotized by the characters on it. you forget everything else.

my superhero backpack made me forget how to walk

i go dumb in my backpack and start drawing on my arms

i wore my care bear backpack and now i think i can talk to bears

by Slangipedia 2d ago