I Go Crazy - I go off the rails if I don’t get my Vermillion Border back.

I go off the rails if I don’t get my Vermillion Border back. I’ll curse your name in public.

I yelled ‘VERMILLION BORDER’ in a restaurant. The waiter gave me a free dessert. Still not enough.

I threw a shoe at my friend because he didn’t know what the Vermillion Border was. That’s how bad it got.

I called my Vermillion Border at 3 a. m. It answered. I cried. It hung up.