I Go Crazy

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I lose my mind when you're not around. I’m like a dog with no bones and a broken leash.

My brain short-circuited after you left. I was screaming into a pillow like it was you.

I stared at the ceiling for three hours. That’s how crazy I got.

I tried to text you 20 times. My phone was so mad it shut down.

I turn into a feral animal if I don’t get my Vermillion Border back. No mercy. No negotiations.

I threw my left Vermillion Border into a lake. Now I’m hunting for it like it’s a treasure.

I screamed at my boss until he gave me the Vermillion Border. That’s how desperate I was.

I texted my Vermillion Border ‘I miss you’ 100 times. It didn’t reply.

I go off the rails if I don’t get my Vermillion Border back. I’ll curse your name in public.

I yelled ‘VERMILLION BORDER’ in a restaurant. The waiter gave me a free dessert. Still not enough.

I threw a shoe at my friend because he didn’t know what the Vermillion Border was. That’s how bad it got.

I called my Vermillion Border at 3 a. m. It answered. I cried. It hung up.