I get older, they stay the same age
They stay the same age and I get old. It's like they're stuck in a time warp.
My cousin still thinks he's the best at video games. He's 25 and still beats me in Mario Kart.
My brother still uses the same slang from 2005. He's 32 and still says 'dawg'.
My sister still thinks she's in college. She's 28 and still wears pajamas to work.
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