I get older, they stay the same age

My mom still thinks she's in high school. I'm 30 and she's still trying to be my friend.

My dad still plays Call of Duty with my brother. He's 50 and he's still crying when he loses.

My uncle still calls me 'kid' even though he's been dead for 10 years.

My cousin still thinks he's the best at video games. He's 25 and still beats me in Mario Kart.

My brother still uses the same slang from 2005. He's 32 and still says 'dawg'.

My sister still thinks she's in college. She's 28 and still wears pajamas to work.

My dad still parties like it's 1999. He's 55 and still goes to raves.

My mom still thinks she's young. She's 48 and still tries to get a boyfriend.

My uncle still thinks he's the king of the block. He's 60 and still raps in the car.