I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded
I’ve shagged more shepherds than the sheep you bossed. Used when someone thinks they know everything, but they really don’t.
He said he knew everything about farming. I said I’ve shagged more shepherds than the sheep he herded.
She said she was the best. I said I’ve shagged more shepherds than the sheep she herded.
He talked down to me. I said I’ve shagged more shepherds than the sheep he herded.