I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

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I shagged more shepherds than the sheep you bossed around. Used when someone thinks they’re the smartest, but they’re actually the dumbest.
You think you’re the best at chess? I’ve had more shepherds in my pants than your sheep in your herd.
He said he knew more about farming than me. I told him I’ve fucked more shepherds than the sheep he herded.
She said she could outsmart me. I said I’ve shagged more shepherds than the sheep she herded.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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I’ve had more shepherds in my pants than the sheep you herded. A way to tell someone they’re full of hot air.
He bragged about his sheep. I said I’ve had more shepherds in my pants than his sheep.
She said she knew everything. I said I’ve had more shepherds in my pants than the sheep she herded.
He called me an idiot. I said I’ve had more shepherds in my pants than the sheep he herded.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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I’ve shagged more shepherds than the sheep you bossed. Used when someone thinks they know everything, but they really don’t.
He said he knew everything about farming. I said I’ve shagged more shepherds than the sheep he herded.
She said she was the best. I said I’ve shagged more shepherds than the sheep she herded.
He talked down to me. I said I’ve shagged more shepherds than the sheep he herded.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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