I forgot to water my dog - You’re so out of it you thought your dog was a plant and for

You’re so out of it you thought your dog was a plant and forgot to walk him. You tried to cover it up with nonsense.

I forgot to water my dog. I thought he was a cactus.

I forgot to water my dog, so I took a nap instead.

I forgot to water my dog because I was too busy pretending I was a wizard.