I forgot to water my dog

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You’re so lazy you forgot your dog was alive and still needed to be walked. You tried to blame it on your brain being full of beans and bad decisions.

I forgot to water my dog because I was too busy eating chips and being a human.

My dog is now a ghost because I forgot to water him.

I forgot to water my dog. He’s probably dead now. Maybe.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You’re so out of it you thought your dog was a plant and forgot to walk him. You tried to cover it up with nonsense.

I forgot to water my dog. I thought he was a cactus.

I forgot to water my dog, so I took a nap instead.

I forgot to water my dog because I was too busy pretending I was a wizard.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You're so clueless you thought you had to water your dog like a plant. You’re probably still too dumb to know the difference now.

I forgot to water my dog. He’s probably a vegetable now.

I forgot to water my dog because I thought he was a plant and I had to pour milk on him.

I forgot to water my dog, so I just yelled at him and called it a day.

by Slangipedia 12d ago