My teacher asked, 'You okay?' I said, 'I feel peachie.' She said, 'You look like a peach that got left in the sun.'

My friend texted, 'You happy?' I said, 'I feel peachie.' He said, 'You look like a peach that got kicked.'

My brother said, 'Why are you smiling?' I said, 'I feel peachie.' He said, 'You look like a peach that got stepped on.'