i feel peachie

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A reply when someone asks if you're okay. You say you're feeling like a peach, but it's more like you're lying and your brain is melting.

When my mom asked if I was okay after failing math, I said 'I feel peachie.' She said, 'You look like a bruised peach.'

My friend texted me, 'You okay?' I replied, 'I feel peachie.' He said, 'You look like a rotten peach.'

At lunch, my teacher asked, 'Why are you smiling?' I said, 'I feel peachie.' She said, 'You look like a peach that just got stepped on.'

When you say you're happy, but it's just a cover for how much you hate your life right now.

My friend asked, 'You feeling good?' I said, 'I feel peachie.' He said, 'You look like a peach that got thrown out.'

My sister said, 'You look happy.' I said, 'I feel peachie.' She said, 'You look like a peach that got hit by a bus.'

My dog barked at me, I said, 'I feel peachie.' My dog said, 'You look like a peach that got run over.'

You say you're happy, but it's just a fake smile hiding how much you're dying inside.

My teacher asked, 'You okay?' I said, 'I feel peachie.' She said, 'You look like a peach that got left in the sun.'

My friend texted, 'You happy?' I said, 'I feel peachie.' He said, 'You look like a peach that got kicked.'

My brother said, 'Why are you smiling?' I said, 'I feel peachie.' He said, 'You look like a peach that got stepped on.'