My friend asked, 'You feeling good?' I said, 'I feel peachie.' He said, 'You look like a peach that got thrown out.'

My sister said, 'You look happy.' I said, 'I feel peachie.' She said, 'You look like a peach that got hit by a bus.'

My dog barked at me, I said, 'I feel peachie.' My dog said, 'You look like a peach that got run over.'