I feel like death - A way to tell people you're so trashed you might as well be

A way to tell people you're so trashed you might as well be dead. Your body is a disaster and your brain is screaming.

I feel like death. I think I turned into a toaster.

I feel like death. My head is a football and my legs are spaghetti.

I feel like death. I just want to die and be done with it.