I feel like death

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When you wake up after a night of drinking so much you might as well be dead. Your head feels like it’s been in a blender and your stomach is screaming for mercy.
I feel like death. My brain is gone. My stomach is on strike.
I feel like death. I think I drank a whole lake.
I feel like death. I can’t even remember my own name.
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Used when you're so messed up from partying that you're ready to die. Your body is broken and your soul is lost.
I feel like death. I think I ate a whole bar of soap.
I feel like death. My head is on fire and my legs are made of jelly.
I feel like death. I just want to curl up and never move again.
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When you're so drunk you think you're dying. Your body feels like it's been through a war and your brain is in a blender.
I feel like death. I think I drank my own shoes.
I feel like death. My head is exploding and my stomach is doing the twist.
I feel like death. I can't even stand up straight.
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A way to tell people you're so trashed you might as well be dead. Your body is a disaster and your brain is screaming.
I feel like death. I think I turned into a toaster.
I feel like death. My head is a football and my legs are spaghetti.
I feel like death. I just want to die and be done with it.
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When you're so drunk you think you're dying. Your body is broken and your brain is in a blender.
I feel like death. I drank so much I think I turned into a ghost.
I feel like death. My head feels like it's been hit by a truck.
I feel like death. I just want to lie down and never wake up.
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Used when you're so messed up from partying you're ready to die. Your body is a mess and your brain is screaming.
I feel like death. I think I drank a whole tank of gas.
I feel like death. My head is on fire and my legs are made of noodles.
I feel like death. I can’t even remember my own name.
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