i feel like a movie - You think your life is a movie, but it's the kind that ends

You think your life is a movie, but it's the kind that ends with everyone dying and you still don't get it.

My mom asked me why I didn't call her. I feel like a movie.

I got into a fight with my dog. I feel like a movie.

My neighbor yelled at me for mowing my lawn too loud. I feel like a movie.