i feel like a movie

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You think life is acting out a drama with you as the main character and the plot is extra stupid.
I feel like a movie because my ex just texted me during my lunch break.
My dog ran into the street and almost got hit by a truck. I feel like a movie.
My mom called me at work and told me my brother broke his phone. I feel like a movie.
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You think your life is a ridiculous movie and you are the worst actor in it.
I had to explain my life choices to my boss. I feel like a movie.
My friend told me I looked like a tomato. I feel like a movie.
My cat knocked over my cereal. I feel like a movie.
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You feel like you're in a movie, but it's the kind that nobody wants to watch.
I got stuck in an elevator with my coworker. I feel like a movie.
My phone died during a Zoom call. I feel like a movie.
I spilled coffee on my shirt during a meeting. I feel like a movie.
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You think your life is a movie, but it's the kind that ends with everyone dying and you still don't get it.
My mom asked me why I didn't call her. I feel like a movie.
I got into a fight with my dog. I feel like a movie.
My neighbor yelled at me for mowing my lawn too loud. I feel like a movie.
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You think your life is a movie, but it's the kind that only plays in the background of your brain.
I got distracted by my phone during class. I feel like a movie.
I forgot my keys again. I feel like a movie.
I texted my friend during a test. I feel like a movie.
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You think you're starring in a movie, but it's the kind that only you and your mom watch.
I told my mom I'm going to fail my math test. I feel like a movie.
I cried in front of my whole class. I feel like a movie.
I got a B on my math test. I feel like a movie.
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