I feel for everyone, then I feel nothing
I feel for everyone like they're my best friend, then I realize they're not and I go back to being a f***ing grumpy old man
I felt for my neighbor like he was my best friend, then he borrowed my lawn mower and never returned it
I felt for my teacher like she was my best friend, then she gave me an F and I cried
I felt for my brother like he was my best friend, then he took my last slice of pizza and I screamed