I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

I pooped a fart and it was so gross the air was like a bad smell from hell and everyone was like oh my god gas yeahhhh ahhh

I farted in the middle of a Zoom call and my teacher said, 'Is that a fart or a dying animal?'

My brother said, 'You just gave me a nose job from the stink.'

I farted in my mom’s car and she said, 'I might have to take the car to the hospital.'