I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

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I let one rip and it was like a smelly monster came out of my butt and everyone else was like oh no it’s gas time yeahhhh ahhh
At lunch, I let one rip and the whole table turned to me like I’d just killed a skunk.
My friend said, 'You just ruined the silence of the bus ride.'
I farted so hard I think my pants felt it.
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I pooped a fart and it was so gross the air was like a bad smell from hell and everyone was like oh my god gas yeahhhh ahhh
I farted in the middle of a Zoom call and my teacher said, 'Is that a fart or a dying animal?'
My brother said, 'You just gave me a nose job from the stink.'
I farted in my mom’s car and she said, 'I might have to take the car to the hospital.'
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I made a fart and it was like a stinky explosion and everyone was like oh no it’s gas time yeahhhh ahhh
I farted in the library and the librarian gave me a look like I had just broken the rules of the universe.
My friend said, 'That was the worst fart I’ve ever heard.'
I farted so loud the dog ran out of the room.
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