I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

I made a fart and it was like a stinky explosion and everyone was like oh no it’s gas time yeahhhh ahhh

I farted in the library and the librarian gave me a look like I had just broken the rules of the universe.

My friend said, 'That was the worst fart I’ve ever heard.'

I farted so loud the dog ran out of the room.