i farded on my own boaner - when i let my poop hit my face and no one else was there to

when i let my poop hit my face and no one else was there to help me clean it up

i farded on my own boaner during a family dinner and my mom said it was the worst thing she'd ever seen

i farded on my own boaner in the middle of a test and got a zero

i farded on my own boaner while trying to take a selfie and the photo was a disaster