i farded on my own boaner

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when i took a big dump on my own face and no one else was around to laugh
i farded on my own boaner during math class and the teacher thought i was crying
i farded on my own boaner in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss said i was having a breakdown
i farded on my own boaner in the microwave and the whole neighborhood heard it
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when i dropped the bomb on my own face and no one saw it coming
i farded on my own boaner during a karaoke night and my friends thought i was singing opera
i farded on my own boaner in the middle of a pizza party and the cheese got stuck
i farded on my own boaner while trying to eat a burrito and it was a full-on mess
3
when i shat all over my face like it was my enemy and i didn't care
i farded on my own boaner during a video game battle and my opponent thought i was dead
i farded on my own boaner in the middle of a group project and no one asked what was wrong
i farded on my own boaner in the school cafeteria and the lunch lady gave me a look
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when i let my poop hit my face and no one else was there to help me clean it up
i farded on my own boaner during a family dinner and my mom said it was the worst thing she'd ever seen
i farded on my own boaner in the middle of a test and got a zero
i farded on my own boaner while trying to take a selfie and the photo was a disaster
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when i messed my face up with my own poop and no one could stop me
i farded on my own boaner during a dance party and my friends thought i was doing a new move
i farded on my own boaner in the middle of a speech and the whole class laughed
i farded on my own boaner while trying to play basketball and my team got confused
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